In one of her early pieces in the Gay and Lesbian Studies reader,
“Imitation and Gender Insubordination,” Judith Butler discusses political and philosophical issues related to the ontology of sexual orientation. It’s worth a read, at least as an entertaining, if hard-to-follow, introduction to post-Foucauldian anti-identity politics, gender performativity, and Butler’s jaunty travels as an academic superstar called to speak at Yale “under the title of the lesbian sign.” (“I told my friends,” she says, “that I was off to Yale to be a Lesbian.”)
One of the most interesting/funniest parts of the piece is her circuitous
refudiation of the ways in which lesbian sexuality is presented as an inferior imitation of originary and real heterosexuality. Butler writes that
“As a young person, I suffered for a long time, and I suspect many people have, from being told, implicitly or explicitly, that what I am is a copy, an imitation, a derivative example, a shadow of the real.”
The evidence for this in a variety of contexts I’ll take for granted – at least think about the ways in which gay (male) couples on television are often represented as heterogenderal in ways that present their relationship as a (humorously imitative or entertaining) copy of typical heterosexual gender relations: Will and Grace, the two annoying guys on Modern Family, the frumpy female friend (“fag hag,” but I think the term smacks of misogyny) of the sporty fashionable gay man, etc., etc. Extending Michael Kimmel’s discussion of masculinity (just a bit) as an exaggerated heterosexual performance that repeatedly disavows any possible femininity could get you here as well: the one who loses this men’s game has tried and failed to achieve the real, and settles, then, for an imitation.
Hold your postmodern ponies a minute, says Butler. An “original” can only be defined with respect to its derivative copies. To operate as an original, she writes, there must be secondary instances of such a thing which would confirm the originality of its origin. A master copy can only be a “master copy” if and only if there exist copies, the existence of which produce the originality of the original. Thus, in relation to homosexuality and heterosexuality, it is homosexuality-as-copy which precedes heterosexuality-as-original and makes its originality possible: heterosexuality can only be originary if and only if homosexuality exists to create its originary nature. How do you like them apples!?
Why stop now though? The originality of homosexuality-as-origin is only possible because of homosexuality-as-copy: copies which create the originary nature of “homosexuality as original.” But the homosexuality-as-copy is only possible because of heterosexuality-as-original, which is made possible by homosexuality-as-copy….which is made…which is…which...

So what’s the point then? That the simple inversion described in the first place is really not possible. The situation is really one, Butler argues, in which the entire framework proves to be radically unstable: necessitating its repeated reification as well as its always-almost failure. Thus heterosexuality must compulsively repeat itself to assert its originality, even while practices of queerness and drag (insofar as they are so often parodic bad copies) call into question that originality.
If this sounds to you like
Eve Sedgwick: “major nodes of thought and knowledge in twentieth-century Western culture as a whole are structured – indeed fractured – by a chronic, now endemic crisis of homo/heterosexual definition,” then you win. It’s not the contestation of identity politics that structures society, wherein two readily-identifiable groups compete: it the structural system of binary opposites that presents the most formidable operation of power as well as its most critical weakness (See also, Rosemarie Garland Thomas’ use of the “ability/disability system” over identity-based terms).
You might not have guessed, but all this fun has been brought to you by the letter V (for Vatican).
Recently, two prelates (I had to look up what that meant) who visited Mexico City (newly gay marriageified) opined that gay marriage is an imitation (and a forgery, in a Spanish version of the story), and that gay relationships are “like decaffeinated coffee, you do not wake up.” (El Universal also notes that the prelates said that same-sex unions go against nature, can’t be considered paternity, and harm children.)
Decaffeinated coffee is more than just a bad copy though: it’s what gives originary status to the caffeine content of coffee, but which also in the same circular way described previously, relies on caffeinated coffee for it’s own status. Judith Butler: 1, Decaffeinated Coffee: 0.
I also thought it was sort of amusing that in fact, the whole point of decaf coffee is so that you “don’t wake up.” In other words, it’s not that you wish you could be caffeinated with decaf coffee but because it’s a bad copy of real coffee, it just doesn’t work – you drink decaf coffee because you don’t want to “wake up.”
What I’m trying to say here is that if homosexuality is like decaf coffee, like coffee that doesn’t wake you up, homosexuality can be something fun you do before you go to bed because you want the taste, but don’t want to have to stay up…or might be useful if you already had so much straight sex that you’ll get the jitters if you have another go at it.
Decaf coffee might be good while you’re in high school, when your bones are still growing and you don’t want to commit to a caffeinated relationship which could stunt your growth.
The end.